Are you ready for the sound of the Stains?

Tickets are going like hot-cakes for the 24^th November; one sold just the other day.  What kind of people are taking this massive leap of faith?  Extensive research suggests that buyers meet at least two of the following criteria:

 

·        They are generally aged somewhere between 17 and 70, give or take a bit;

·         Surprisingly, they have a fondness for music;

·         They are convinced that, where there’s music there will be dancing;

·         They are keen to support Burton’s parish plan;

·         They have probably lost the plot.

 

If you, or someone you love, possesses any of the above attributes, what are you waiting for?