The final practice

Well, the Stains spent more than 6 hours yesterday running through the set.  They think they mostly know when each number starts and ends now, and even how some of the bits in the middle go.  If not, it’s a bit late really.  Tomorrow, the Nottingham contingent will load up drums, guitars, amps etc and trek the 160 or so miles up north, to be welcomed with hot food and beer.  The PA is organised, thanks to Simon.  Kate is looking after the decoration.  Andy is sorting out a raffle.  And on Saturday evening, those discerning Burton residents who have decided to have a bit of fun and support the band, as well as the Parish Plan, will flock to the Village Hall – some of them not even bothering with a disguise – to witness the Stains bestriding the landscape like a rock colossus.

One, possibly disappointing, piece of news: at the last minute, it has been decided not to do a cover of “Two Little Boys”.  Shame!  Was this ever an option?  Er… no.