The atmosphere before the gig was
palpably expectant. Burton in Lonsdale’s
village hall looked like a rock
venue; Kate Vose and her team had done an amazing job; the backdrop was brilliant; the lighting
looked great; Simon, who had been working most of the afternoon to get the sound
mix right, stood by his desk…there were imperceptible nods.
As the first notes of the old Chuck
Berry number, ‘Roll Over Beethoven’
sliced through the air like audio kitchen knives, the audience
sat up: perhaps this was a serious music event after all? Immediately, some abandoned their bottles of
Pinot and sherry and streamed onto the dance floor. And really, that set the tone for the rest of
the gig. At times, the gyrating
dancers were in danger of joining the band; mic stands were nudged. By the end of the evening, it was probably
only those who were incapable of getting up that weren’t on the floor, doing
their personal impressions of the jive and so on. Purists can say what they like – originality
is best, but people enjoy a good covers band because they know most of the
songs. And the Stains were plainly there
to entertain.
The numbers ranged from the Big O’s ‘Pretty Woman’ to ZZ Top’s ‘Sharp Dressed Man’, with a smattering
of Clash, Blur and Killers. Quieter
moments in the 30-odd two set performance included ‘Under the Bridge’ and ‘Do
You Want To Know A Secret’; the band even pelted out a competent rendition of
the Dooby’s funky ‘Long Train Running’,
found time to dedicate a rocking ‘Let’s
Work Together’ to the Parish Council and, in homage to another (much more
expensive) gig the following day at London’s O2, a fairly wild version of ‘Brown
Sugar’.
At the end, the group seemed
unprepared for the persistent demands for an encore. Actually, they were – no band should do
forced encores – but in the end the Stains reprised ‘Johnny B Goode’ and
everyone seemed pretty content with that. Especially Marie. By then, of course, it was way past everyone's bedtime.
It should be added that the profits from
the event, together with additional money raised from a raffle organised by
Andy Ive, will put much needed cash toward Burton in Lonsdale’s Parish
Plan. So, overall – a highly successful evening,
thanks to everyone who bought a ticket and helped make it work, including the long-suffering Carole and Amanda. A particular word should go to Simon Willan, who not
only loaned the PA but also worked like a Trojan getting the sound mix
right. A link to his own band, the
superb ‘Swarm’ used to be included on the right but, alas, they have ceased flying.
Finally, is this the last post? Probably. Unlike Bond, the Stains have no plans to be back.